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[스크랩] 바지락 동죽 홍합 (젤로 유쾌하게 봤던 유머 다시 올림)
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2009. 11. 7. 08:09
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<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>오늘처럼 어께가 약간 움추려드는 날에는</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>따끈따끈한 연탄불에</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16> 조개도 굽고 장어도 굽고</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>쐬주 일 잔 걸치면 월매나 조컷씨요.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>그래서 조개구이를 먹기루 했쥬.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
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<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>그래두 암데나 가만 되남요?</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>조개가 맞는지 아닌지 확인까지 시켜 주것다는디</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>같은 값이면 욜루 가야쥐요.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
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<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>"그려~ 니가 조개 마져?"</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
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<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>요고이 보고두 걍 지나치만</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>진정한 술꾼이 아니지라.</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
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<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>화끈한 불쑈에 짝짝 벌어지는 조개를</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>이슬이 한 잔에 콱 씹어 멍는 맛이란~</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>캬~~~쥑여주고요..</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
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<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>헉~!</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>이런 덴장~</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>아 근디말여</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>나가 무신 양파인줄 아냐잉</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>자꾸만 까라구 하능겨.ㅠㅠ</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
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<CENTER style="OVERFLOW: hidden"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>아띠~~</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER style="OVERFLOW: hidden"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>누~ 쥐길일 있쓰?</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER style="OVERFLOW: hidden"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16>조개 머그러 거까지 언제 간댜?</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
<CENTER><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: HYtoe"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><STRONG><FONT color=#ff8b16> 넘 멀오~^^</FONT></STRONG></SPAN></SPAN></CENTER>
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<P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" color=#0021b0 size=4><STRONG> 바지락, 동죽, 홍합이라는 예명을 가진 세 사람이 있었다. </STRONG></FONT> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4>그들은 웰빙에 대하여 얘기하면서 몸매를 도마위에 올렸다. <BR><BR><!-- badtag filtered --><STRONG><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4>그중 몸매가 좀 되는 바지락이라는 여자가 말을 열었다. </FONT></STRONG> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4>"그래도 나는 몸매도 되고, O알이 크잖아". <BR><BR></FONT></STRONG><!-- badtag filtered -->
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4>그 말에 동죽녀는 질세라 대꾸를 했다.. </FONT></STRONG> </P>
<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4>"이 완벽한 몸매에 물까지 많잔아, 나는..." </FONT></STRONG></P>
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<P style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><STRONG><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4> 침묵을 지키던 홍합녀는 뒤를 돌아보며 일갈했다. </FONT></STRONG> </P>
<P><FONT style="LINE-HEIGHT: 28px" size=4><STRONG> "이것들이.. 털도 없는 것들이 주접을 떨어있어?"</STRONG> </FONT></P></FONT></STRONG><!-- -->]]>
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